“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
I often worry if I have the mental discipline necessary for making anything worthwhile in my lifetime or if I am in fact just a bloated waste of space with pretentious grandiose ideas and no initiative to make anything of them
at what point in a mutual followship am i allowed to address you by name and reply to all your posts and consider you one of my friends and stuff